Attendance Soars 1000% at Strip Club After Infamous Former High School Soccer Coach Visit During Summer Convention

The Diamond Nights Strip Club in Houston has seen a staggering 1000% increase in attendance after the infamous incident last year during the Texas Coaches Convention.

Coach JD Bales, who infamously used the district's credit card to pay for a visit to the very same strip club last year, has become a local celebrity of sorts. All of the strip club employees give thanks to a photo of Coach Bales on the wall before they start their daily shifts.

The Diamond Nights Strip Club has recently added a free breakfast bar and attractive discounts for public school employees/coaches, turning it into a veritable hotspot. The club's management has been quick to capitalize on this surge in popularity, with promotional events and themed nights that cater to their new, larger clientele.

Tommy Randall, a member of the High School Coaches Association, was spotted outside the club, eagerly awaiting entry. "I'm here to see the iconic location and maybe even get an autograph from Coach Bales," Randall admitted. "It's not every day you get to meet a local legend, even if his fame is a bit... unconventional."

Meanwhile, a local news organization highlighted the astonishing rise in attendance. "The strip club's attendance has skyrocketed by 1000% from the previous year, a phenomenon attributed to the addition of a free breakfast bar and significant discounts for educators," reported Cynthia Hayes from Channel 9 News. "The presence of Coach JD Bales has undoubtedly added to the allure, making Diamond Nights the go-to destination for both entertainment and a hearty breakfast."

With the continued patronage of Coach JD bales and the irresistible breakfast deals, it seems Diamond Nights Strip Club is on track for an unprecedented year of success. Whether it's the bacon and eggs or the chance to rub shoulders with Bridgeport's most infamous coach, one thing is certain: business is booming.