Bloods and crips agree no shootings at high school sporting events, youth flag football is fair game

The notorious Bloods and Crips gangs have announced a groundbreaking truce, agreeing to abstain from shootings at high school sporting events. However they've declared that youth flag football remains fair game.

This decision comes after years of violence tarnishing the sanctity of high school athletic competitions across the nation. According to a source familiar with the matter, "The number of violent incidents at high school events has reached alarming levels, with fights, shootings, and even stabbings becoming far too common."

In a surprising statement, a member of the Bloods, who chose to remain anonymous for fear of being shot 17 times, revealed, "High school games are cherished moments in our community. We've decided it's better to settle our disputes elsewhere, like at someone's house or over their car. We don't want to ruin the kids' games."

Echoing this sentiment, a Crips member, known as "Biggie Blue," expressed, "We'd rather handle our business off-campus. Maybe catch someone slipping outside a convenience store, give 'em a beatdown, and take what's ours. But we'll leave the high school fields for the kids."

Local law enforcement officials have welcomed the gangs' decision, seeing it as a step in the right direction for community safety. Sheriff Johnson stated, "We fully support this measure. Our priority is ensuring that kids can enjoy their sporting events without fear of violence. It's about time these gangs realized the impact of their actions on innocent bystanders."

While the truce is a positive development, the fact that youth flag football remains exempt raises concerns amongst the community. Many members believe flag football and violence are just a right of passage for the youth. It seems that even in the world of gang diplomacy, some traditions die hard.

As high school athletes prepare for another season on the field, they can at least take comfort in the hope that the stands will be filled with cheering fans rather than the sound of gunfire.