High school basketball Freshman B team bus stolen during tournament game

Dallas, Texas | Local authorities are currently investigating the unusual disappearance of a high school basketball ball team's bus. Detective Large Johnson is suspecting that a group from the homeless population might be behind the heist. Detective Johnson, stated, "It appears the perpetrators managed to hotwire the bus and escape unnoticed. We're working diligently to apprehend those responsible for this bizarre incident."

Late Tuesday evening, after the final score of 6-3 the team and coaches walked out of the facility to find their bus was missing. Three days later, it was found at an abandoned parking lot a few miles down the road. Investigators claim evidence points to the bus having been used by homeless men and women for sexual intercourse something referred by investigators as a “soup kitchen” The incident has left parents outraged and stoked a current movement to have the local homeless population euthanized.

One mother expressing her disbelief, "I can't believe my son had to walk back to school after being left without a bus! This is outrageous; our kids deserve better than this. It's time to end the homeless now!"

Coach Anderson, still in shock, remarked, "In all my years of coaching, I've never heard of anyone stealing a bus. I mean, who steals a bus honestly? It's not like buses are inconspicuous getaway vehicles nor is there any street value. The buses are made with cheap Chinese parts put together by Vietnamese slave laborers."

The stranded athletes were not the only ones facing criticism. A particularly vocal parent, Mrs. Henderson, stated, "Well, after that embarrassing loss, maybe they deserved to walk home. It's a good lesson in humility. You can't steal a victory, but apparently, you can steal a bus."

As the investigation continues, the bizarre nature of the crime has become the talk of the town, with locals questioning the motive behind stealing a high school basketball team's bus and the apparent talk of dismembering the homeless. While the freshman B team may have faced an unexpected challenge, it seems the real competition is now between the investigators and the audacious thieves who dared to swipe a school bus.