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In a display of retrograde technology, Coach "Beeper" Johnson of Milltown High School has managed to take sports communication back to the 80's and 90's. As his team faces a crucial playoff game, his reliance on a beeper and landline has left his opponents

Oakridge High School varsity basketball player Jason Thompson found himself in legal trouble after he brought a rotisserie chicken to his class after lunch. The incident has sparked a heated debate over the dietary habits of student-athletes and the boundaries of acceptable behavior in the classroom. According to witnesses, Thompson

Parents across the country have declared a temporary ceasefire in their relentless battles with coaches over every minutiae, and have instead opted to give up yelling and screaming for Lent. "Finally, a bit of peace on the sidelines!" exclaimed Coach Emily Davis, a long-time youth soccer coach. "

New Orleans, Louisiana | A high school football team's future was dramatically altered not on the field, but in the confines of a post-game parent huddle held in the parking lot. These committed parents decided to take matters into their own hands, believing their collective wisdom could surpass the

Today is National Signing Day, a day celebrated by high school athletes across the nation as they officially commit to playing college athletics. Over the past 30 years, there's been a notable surge in dad involvement in their sons' lives following this event. The sudden spike, quantified

A group of Texas high school soccer coaches have emerged as the unlikely champions of the immigration debate, proving that a winning record on the field can sometimes overshadow concerns off it. These coaches have taken a unique stance on illegal border crossings, embracing talented players and maintaining a GPA