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Head Soccer coach fired after missing district game for birthday dinner at Texas de Brazil

Coach Rick Thompson was unceremoniously relieved of his coaching duties at Meadowlark High School after skipping a crucial district soccer game to indulge in a meat factory celebration at Texas de Brazil. Thompson, known for his passionate coaching style and tactical eccentricities, made headlines when he failed to show up

Coaches jump head first out of school windows after UIL alignments released

Coaches jump head first out of school windows after UIL alignments released

Following the recent realignment announced by the University Scholastic League (UIL), high school coaches across Texas have been seen taking drastic measures to cope with their new district assignments. Reports have flooded in of coaches leaping out of windows headfirst, lining up at alcohol stores, and filing for divorce upon

New Year, New Resolutions. Parents set personal goals to fire the coach in 2024

New Year, New Resolutions. Parents set personal goals to fire the coach in 2024

Everywhere, USA | As the clock struck midnight on January 1st, parents of high school athletes across the nation enthusiastically clinked their glasses, not in celebration of new beginnings, but in a collective toast to their New Year's resolution: getting Coach Reasonable fired in 2024. At a local coffee

Family thankful for firing of Head Football coach over Thanksgiving table

Family thankful for firing of Head Football coach over Thanksgiving table

The Thompson family gathered around their dining table not only to give thanks for the usual blessings but also to celebrate the firing of their local high school football coach. The Thompsons, known for their die-hard support of the team, have apparently had enough of the coach's questionable

Texas parents ready to mortgage their futures and transfer athletes to new schools after UIL Snapshot Enrollments

Texas parents ready to mortgage their futures and transfer athletes to new schools after UIL Snapshot Enrollments

Austin, Texas - Texas parents of high school athletes have been frantically scrambling to secure the futures of their precious offspring after catching a glimpse of the University Interscholastic League's (UIL) Snapshot Day enrollment numbers. It's that time of year when parents across the Lone Star

Bathrooms in schools are returning to their normal use

Bathrooms in schools are returning to their normal use

Everywhere, USA | Coaches across the nation are rejoicing as school bathrooms have returned to their proper use instead of hubs for fights, drugs, hookups, and wild parties. The eradication of such illicit activities has given coaches more time to focus on their actual coaching responsibilities. This newfound tranquility has left

Secondary Teacher of the Year: Coach teaches about George Washington with photos of George Lopez and washing machine

Secondary Teacher of the Year: Coach teaches about George Washington with photos of George Lopez and washing machine

Eastwood, Louisiana | Coach Jim Thompson of Eastwood High School has been awarded the prestigious title of "Secondary Teacher of the Year" for his unorthodox approach to teaching U.S. History. In a bizarre lesson about George Washington, Coach Thompson managed to incorporate a photo of George Lopez and