Texas HS soccer coaches against illegal border crossings unless they are talented, pass their classes and bring food

A group of Texas high school soccer coaches have emerged as the unlikely champions of the immigration debate, proving that a winning record on the field can sometimes overshadow concerns off it. These coaches have taken a unique stance on illegal border crossings, embracing talented players and maintaining a GPA above all else.

Coach Reggie Garcia, whose team clinched the state title last year with a standout player of questionable immigration status, nonchalantly stated, "Look, talent knows no borders. We're not in the immigration business; we're in the soccer business. If you can score goals and maintain a passing grade, you're welcome on my team."

Garcia's words come at a time when the nation is grappling with a record number of border crossings, prompting politicians to engage in a political drama that has left the nation divided.

Girls soccer Coach Jacob Wall passionately tweeted articles and expressed his opinion online about illegal immigration, but argued against the prevailing sentiment. "Being against immigration is against my team's interests," Wall declared. "White kids from the states just don't work as hard as hispanic kids do."

On the sidelines, Coach Jeff Thompson has become a local sensation for his unique approach. Thompson, despite not speaking a word of Spanish, has developed a fondness for the Mexican food provided by his players' parents. "I may not understand what they're saying, but I sure understand the language of enchiladas and tamales. Good food transcends borders," Thompson remarked with a grin.

As the debate rages on, it seems that in the world of Texas high school soccer, the only thing that truly matters is the beautiful game and the pursuit of victory, even if it means having players who might have dribbled past a few immigration checkpoints.