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Everywhere, USA - To address the ongoing concerns of violence at high school football games, educational institutions across the country have unveiled their latest innovation: bulletproof scoreboards. In a bizarre twist of priorities, high schools are now investing in scoreboards that can withstand a barrage of bullets, all in the

New York, New York - In a groundbreaking move the National Basketball Association has submitted a petition to eradicate coaching defense from youth basketball. This astonishing decision comes after years of evolution in the sport, transforming it from its gritty and confrontational roots to the touchy-feely finesse game we see

Following the Spanish Women's National team's triumphant victory in the Women's World Cup, American soccer coaches are now rushing to jump on the bandwagon by offering their own "Spain Youth Development" books, courses, and even poggs. As the Spanish team lifted the