Violence allowed at halftime of high school basketball games

The administration of Cold Stone High school has decided to allow violence, beatings and parent brawls to occur at halftime of the varsity basketball game. According to school officials, the halftime violence will help students and parents release pent-up anger and frustration in a controlled environment.

"We believe that allowing violence at halftime will be a healthy outlet for our students," said Principal John Smith. "It's much better than having them take out their anger in the streets. Similar to prohibition, if we can legalize and monitor the behavior, it won’t go underground."

Community members have expressed their support for the new policy, with many saying it's a great way to help cope with the stresses of modern life.

"I think it's a fantastic idea," said local resident Karen Johnson. "We need to give these kids an outlet for their aggression. And what better place than a basketball game when tensions are already really high?"

Excited parents have also thrown their support behind the initiative, with some saying they're looking forward to watching their children take part at halftime violence to ensure the game is completed after.

"I can't wait to see my son get in there and let out some of that energy," said parent Tom Williams. "It's a win-win for everyone. Usually, violence forces us to cancel the games, but now we can still play the game as scheduled. The kids get to blow off steam, and we get to watch some exciting halftime entertainment."

Even the local police department has endorsed the idea, saying it will help reduce crime in the rest of the community.

"By allowing violence at halftime, we're giving these kids an outlet that they might not otherwise have," said Police Chief Mike Johnson. "And that means fewer incidents of crime on our streets."

While the school's new policy may seem controversial to some, many in the community are hailing it as a bold and innovative approach to violence therapy.

"Anything we can do to help these kids is worth trying," said community leader Jane Smith. "And if that means letting them beat the crap out of each other at halftime, then so be it."